Aliquippa Morning Gazette

FAASPN - Aliquippa   Rabid Ghosts owner "Smooth Skin" is said to be outraged by a full page ad taken out in the Aliquippa Morning Gazette by the New York Clients.

The ad reads "Winless lifetime against New York.  Riding O's Jock All Off Season.  Memo to Zuc: Just... Quit"

The Clients are sparing no expense this year.  Its clearer than ever that in a down economy they are going for the jugular of the small market teams.  "We will be attacking franchises on and off the field all year long.  We have frankly been two humble in the past and this year there will be no restraints on what we do to get in the minds of our opponents", said Orlando Hampton.  Also, General Manager Money O had this to say, "Aliquippa are some straight beyotches period.  When I see him I slapping the $hit out of him period"

The Clients are 13.5pt underdogs at home against a team they have historically dominated.  This is the first time the Clients have been home dogs in the last 3 years, and they are supremely motivated.  Kickoff is tomorrow!